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Throw Common Scents to the Wind

Pure, potent, powerful. Premium cold-cured catnip for the discerning cat who secretly plots to take over the world…or at the very least the couch.

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Grab life by the tail

This ain't your old cat smell. This is that fresh off the factory line cat smell. The one that’s going to take your cat to a higher plane. So grab life by the tail and take a magic carpet ride to experience a whole new level of feline euphoria.

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Nuclear 9 Catnip

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You’ve never seen catnip this green, this vibrant, this potent. Who needs nine lives when every whiff of Nuclear 9 unleashes the nuclear power of the sun? Blast your cat into a new realm of kitty calm and kitty craziness with the only catnip guaranteed to leave a mushroom cloud in its wake.

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Catnip Confessions

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I know this guy named Ricky who ate 9 cans of ravioli one time. I thought he was just some crazy human but one night I got into the nip and inhaled 9 tubes of New Cat Smell. I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 tubes of catnip, but I did and I'm ashamed of myself. The first tube doesn't count and then you get to the second, and the third. The fourth and fifth I think I knocked off the table but I just kept eating.

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Look, I like to play the stocks. It’s the only thing that gives me a rush. And one night, Gary left his phone in the living room when he went to bed. After a few lines of New Cat Smell, I made some…how shall we say, impulsive purchases. Now I have a controlling interest in The Yarn Barn.

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They told me this was just catnip but after rolling in New Cat Smell, I had a revelation to become mayor. My platform? More chin scratches, endless balls of yarn in public parks, and a complete ban on cucumbers! I will be mayor! I'll be the most powerful cat in Hill Valley, and I'm gonna clean up this town.

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Finding decent catnip on my travels used to be a nightmare – until I discovered New Cat Smell. Now, I stash a few tubes in my fur (don't tell customs!) and suddenly, every airport security agent is putty in my paws. Trust me, if you want to live the high life, New Cat Smell is the only passport you’ll ever need.

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